Самые лучшие английские анекдоты, Матвеев С.А., 2014

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Самые лучшие английские анекдоты, Матвеев С.А., 2014.

   Книга предназначена учителям русского языка, учащимся старших классов средней школы и студентам педагогических колледжей. Пособие содержит подробный анализ различных типов сложного предложения с образцами разбора и примерами схем. Информация, предназначенная для студентов колледжей, выделена особым шрифтом (образец).

Самые лучшие английские анекдоты, Матвеев С.А., 2014


Самые лучшие английские анекдоты.
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he responded.
"Oh... Killed any?" she asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."

A kind old gentleman seeing a small boy who was carrying a lot of newspapers under his arm said:
"Don't all the newspapers make you tired, my boy?"
"No, I don't read them," replied the boy.

An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all times.
The engineer chose the wheel, which gave humanity power over space. The physicist chose fire, which gave humanity power over matter.
The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols. The mystic chose the thermos bottle.
"Why a thermos bottle?" the others asked. "Because the thermos keeps hot liquids hot in winter and cold liquids cold in summer."
"Yes - so what?" "Think about it." said the mystic reverently. "That little bottle - how does it know?"

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